Friday, September 15, 2006

Dear Michelle Wie,

Congratulations on making the cut at the 84 Lumber Classic this weekend. This marks the first time in your 6 attempts at a men's PGA tournament event that you made the cut; time to celebrate! Your impressive putting and length off of the tee helped you widdle your way through the larger and stronger men on tour on your way to a +2, 74 in round 2 Friday - very impressive young lady! And to think only 16 years young! I've been hearing the negative press about how some of the sports-writers around the country think you're being ridiculous by playing on the men's tour...boy, they'll be embarassed after Sunday - you've already made the cut, there's no stopping you now! By Sunday, I'd venture a guess and say that you'll be used to the course enough to maybe post par, if not under. What a gal!
I know people are talking their smack, but seriously, how many average club players around the country can shoot like you can out there??
Wait...
Sportscenter's on...
What's that?
+14?
Wie finished dead last?
Oh my...


Allow me to re-iterate.
Dear Michelle Wie,
You suck, please stop playing on the men's tour where you're 0 for 6 making cuts. Today you finished last in a field of over 100 players. Not only that, they were all men, and you're a girl who has never won a tournament on the women's tour, let alone the men's. Yeah, you're 16, and that's impressive that you're really good, but if your'e gonna be playing with the big boys (or women) then you're going to have to win to impress me. Tough break sucking out there.
Sincerely,
Kevin Nye.

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