If I were a gambling man...

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet on Gonzaga's opponent to cover the double digit spread every time. This team just cannot play a consistent game against a shitty opponent. Despite winning 18 straight, I really think they probably have questionable momentum heading into the tourney, where they'll probably get stuck with a 2 seed - much to their chagrin.

If I were a gambling man, I'd watch UNC with a serious Stink-Eye. These guys are hot. Major threat in the tourney, as a likely 3 seed, they could be the ones to knock off afore-mentioned Gonzaga.

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet on the Royals to cover their 63.5 win total this season, because a group of professional baseball players should not be able to lose 99 games in a season.

If I were a gambling man, I'd bet a lot of highly ranked teams to lose in conference tourneys. Every year, at least 1 or 2 top 15 teams lose their conference tourneys sine they're shoo-ins for the Dance.

If I were a gambling man, I wouldn't bet on the US to win the WBC. Nothin more to it, I just don't think they'll win.

If I were a gambling man, I'd make sure to get in a tourney pool because those are the best wastes of money on the entire planet.

And Finally, if I were a gambling man, I'd end up owing money to a guy named Shawn, who would wear a pair of lace up shin-length boots and excruciatingly tight pants - generally shirtless as well. Furthermore, he would be a man of moderately small stature, and he'd present himself to me with a musical interlude with words like "I'm just a sexy boy..." Of course, my only defense at this point would be waiting for someone to shatter a piece of glass nearby and i come storming right up to Shawn, kick him in the stomach, and finish him off with A STONE COLD STUNNER!!!

Anyway, I might have gotten carried away with that last part, but as always, go Cavs (4 in a row), go Browns, and go Tribe!