...which will make me no money at all, in fact, it'll cost me. Here's the idea: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should make a sex tape and sell copies for like $20 apiece. Is there anyone in the world who would not buy a copy of this? Man or woman? no, of course not, not a single person in the world can resist either of these two.
Hell, even if this thing is only 5 minutes long (even though I assume Brad Pitt has infinite sexual stamina due to his mythical...well, everything) that would be worth $20 to me. Furthermore, if this thing went to theaters somehow - albeit exclusively adult theaters - this would rival Titanic as far as box office income is concerned, there's no question about it. Someone needs to alert them about this sure-fire moneymaker.
Really, the only question about it is...which one of them are you thinking about when you're masturbating to this movie?
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oh i remember kaz, no doot aboot it. and i realize that there are loop-holes to making money from a homemade porn, but still...they'd make a shitload.
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